- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why are white people white? I don't know

why was kade sad? he shit himself

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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