- Anti Joke

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Good job, son.