So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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