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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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