- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Poker? I barely even know her.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Wait! hundred billions!

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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