- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Good job, son.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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