What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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