Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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