- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Flowers are colors Love me

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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