- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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