Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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No soup for you!

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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