There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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BIG MAC'S

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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