- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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