- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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