What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Democracy.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

learn. advance!

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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