- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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