Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Balls

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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