What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Anti Joke

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