- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Democracy.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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