I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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My jeans

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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