Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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I am a mime

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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