- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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