- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Dwight Howard

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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