Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Do the roar!

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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