Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

i dont fisish anythi

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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