- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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