- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

The chickens have become self-aware!

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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