How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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