- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

You are joking right?

Adam Chebali is awesome

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

j.p. is dumb

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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