- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A penis walks into a bar..

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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