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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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