What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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