two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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human centipede

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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