- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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