- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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