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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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