- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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