- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Knock Knock Who's there

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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