what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Okay.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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