- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

#Getweird

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Balls

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Where's my baby??

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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