- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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