Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

I C U P White stuff

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Rush Limbaugh

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call a black man? A person

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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