- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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