- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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