- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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