- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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