- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Roses are red, yup.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any