- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Men's rights

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

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