whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What is white and black and red all over.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

knock knock who's there? faith

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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