A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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civil rights

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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