Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

I'm Polish.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Yellow People !!

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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