- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

So one time there was this woman learning...

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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