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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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