- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Golf.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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