Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Brain fart

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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