- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What is green and slow Grass.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

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