Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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what are you mike bibby?

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Sir, your wife is dead

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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