- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why so serious ?

Gustavo Andrade

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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