- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Caroline Kelly.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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