My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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dyslexic's Untie

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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