Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Dead girls can't say no.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

One, two, three, four and five

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Weaner

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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