- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

I'm tired.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

womens rights

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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