A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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