- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What's brown and sticky A stick

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Steve Jobs is alive.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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