How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

hey hey apple

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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