Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

13 =B you just learned something

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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