2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Women's rights.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...