Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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