John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Anti Joke

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