- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

anti jokes are really funny

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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