an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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