- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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