- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Women's Rights..

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Barack Obama.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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