- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Massie is a fatass

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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