How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Manchester City

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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