What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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