women's rights.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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