Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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