- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

WILLYS

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

PENIS :)

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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