- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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