- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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