What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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