- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Barack Obama.

Good job, son.

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