what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

kieran is a homosexual

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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