- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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