- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

A house comes around the corner.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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