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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What page are you on The gay page.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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