What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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