There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Obama lin Baden.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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