- Anti Joke

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.