Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What page are you on The gay page.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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