roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

an emo girl walked into a white room

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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