So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Barack Obama.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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When will Abe Vigoda be alive again? Never. There will never again be a time when Abe Vigoda will be alive. For example, Abe Vigoda will be dead for the entirety of the year 2038. He will continue to be dead if we move forward to the year 2091, and even if we keep jumping forward throughout history, stopping in the years 2250, 2871, and 3546, we will not land in an era when Abe Vigoda will be alive. Another way to look at this is to imagine Abe Vigoda had died in earlier years. Let's say he had died in 1902. Would he be alive today? The answer, sadly, is no. We get the same answer if we suppose Abe Vigoda had died in 1822, 1715, or ~ 85,200,000 BPE. To sum up, it is not precisely accurate to say that Abe Vigoda will be dead for a very long time. That implies a limit on the amount of time he will be dead. There is no limit.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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