- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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