Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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