- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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