- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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