- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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