Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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