- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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