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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

guess what>? your mum lol

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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