- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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