- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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