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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

12 niqqa 12.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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