- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Refridgerator.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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