- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

knock knock go away

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Steve Jobs is alive.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

I don't get it

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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