A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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