Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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