Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Anti Joke

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