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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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