- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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