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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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