Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Boob

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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PENIS lol

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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