- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What's 9+10 Ebola

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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