Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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I am a mime

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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hi mom

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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