- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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