- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Balls

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Where's my baby??

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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