- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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