Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

homosexual rights to marriage

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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