- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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