I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

think twice or at least think

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

this website is a bad joke

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

why dont they make black forks

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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