Cancer.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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