- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

LeBron in the fourth quarter

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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