Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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