Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Justin beiber..

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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