- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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