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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what are you mike bibby?

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Sir, your wife is dead

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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