- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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