What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Granny porn!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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