- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why are they the "living" daylights?

womens rights

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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