- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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