- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

knock knock whos there open open who the door

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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