- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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