Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Lil Wayne

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Sex

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Once, I went to Peru.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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