- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

womans having rights.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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