What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

i have yougurt mit traktor

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Your Mom The End.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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