9/11 my birthday

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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