- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What if I told you.....potatoe

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

every cloud has a silver lining

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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