What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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