Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

A fat guy!

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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