- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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