- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Camerons hair is Curly..

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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