What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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