- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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