- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

The Ohio State Buckeyes

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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