- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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