Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Anti Joke

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