- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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