A women left the kitchen.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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