- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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