Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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