- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

I enjoy Popcorn

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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