- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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