I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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