What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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