Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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