- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticky glue

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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