What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What is green and slow Grass.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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. . I am a whale

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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