It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

justin beiber sucks

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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