roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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