Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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