- Anti Joke

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

woman's rights

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.