- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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