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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What is my name? I dont know

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Chuck Norris.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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