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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.