How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Once upon a time a was born

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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